Memo to Hell

In this funnier than a lawyer-walks-into-a-bar story, Blogger-jerk gets Cookie Monster's color wrong and foolishly argues with Manhattan lawyers about it. His dreams and writing career sink into the East River, weighted down by subpoenas and depositions, and he vows never to blog about green puppets again. He says he's learned his lesson, but--maybe not so much. See what you think. Adult language