Alien House

"Resident Alien" meets "Animal House" as Phil heads to college with a full class English, History, and How to Conquer the Earth. But when his spaceship is sabotaged, destroying all of his weapons, papers, and clothes, he's reduced to hiding out in the lowliest frat on campus. Losing his clothes in public, dodging laser-toting assassins, and a dean of students who wants him to hunt UFOs? All minor problems when he discovers that Earth's greatest weapon wears shorts and halter tops...