Lorne is a lucky guy. He has 368 friends online, and anybody with that many friends has it good. At least, that's what Lorne keeps telling himself. But as time goes on, he has more and more trouble believing it. After his posts about depression go unanswered, Lorne announces to his 368 friends that he plans to kill himself and waits to see if any of them will try to stop him.
Dramatic monologue, estimated 10 minutes.
