Play Pretend

It is undoubtedly the most unfortunate event in my life. A gentleman like me, should nnot be seen in public in such manner, with lady like you. What a nightmare this has been. So, I propose, let's play pretend. Let the whole world think we're madly in love. But you and me, just between us, we both know such mutual feelings will never exist. Because I'm not the same boy who will tie your shoes, do your homework, and wait for you to dance with me. I'm now the man who hates every part of you. I despise every atom of your existence.