A funny, compelling, and heartwarming story told as a dual narrative between cruisemates Jules and Suzi
After Jules' mother wins a cruise for four on the Polynesian Queen, he discovers it's really a floating "geriatric ward" with very little choice of companionship other than his 16–year–old, dancing–obsessed cousin Adrian, the very beautiful Jenna, wheelchair–bound Suzi Q, and bully Barry Barnes. Falling madly in love with the unobtainable Jenna, Jules develops a strong friendship with Suzi as she steers Jules through his unrequited love—with unexpected results.
